Do somthing only you do

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I read the down voted posts

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.