When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.