like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.