When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.