Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.