Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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make south park refferences every day

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.