Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Courtesy flush.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I Masturbate Daily.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.