- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Poo really loud

look at bins as i walk past them

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.