Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I cant ride a bike

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.