I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Do somthing only you do

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.