You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Do somthing only you do

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.