Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Be a loner at school

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I cant ride a bike

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.