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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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make south park refferences every day

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