Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I read the down voted posts

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Poo really loud

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.