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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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make south park refferences every day
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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I was the real Stig...
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.