I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.