imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Mayada stupid

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.