DIY LOL
Anti-Pickup Line
Car Failures
Meanwhile In
Search Engine Suggestions
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
…
Next ›
Last »
I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
« First
‹ Prev
…
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.