Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Stab myself on a daily basis

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.