When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.