Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Poo really loud

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.