like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.