- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.