Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Tear up when I poop

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I read the down voted posts

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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fap

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.