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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Poo really loud
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.