Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.