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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.