eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Do somthing only you do

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.