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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.