- Things You Think Only You Do

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Tear up when I poop

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I read the down voted posts

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.