Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.