I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.