Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.