Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I cant ride a bike

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Thinking your life is a movie...

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.