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Tear up when I poop
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Picking my nose.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.