When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I hit the frig after sex

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Tear up when I poop

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.