It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.