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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Only use the left earphone.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.