I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.