When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Being fat

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.