I read the down voted posts

I cant ride a bike

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.