Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I piss in the bed every night

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.