Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.