Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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make south park refferences every day

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.