Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.