- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.