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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Poo really loud

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

look at bins as i walk past them

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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