- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.