When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I Masturbate Daily.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.