Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.