Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.