When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I piss in the bed every night

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.