Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.