go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Courtesy flush.

Only use the left earphone.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I was the real Stig...

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.