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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Boinked my neighbor
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.