When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.