Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes I toot.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I mean Diana Ross.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.