go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Courtesy flush.

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Only use the left earphone.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I was the real Stig...

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.