Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.