I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.