i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.