Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I piss in the bed every night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.