Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I piss in the bed every night

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Mayada stupid

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.