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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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listen to madonnas new album
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.