I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.