When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Thinking your life is a movie...

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.