- Things You Think Only You Do

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Ur mum

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.