When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.