- Things You Think Only You Do

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.