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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I chew my ice cream.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I hit the frig after sex

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.