- Things You Think Only You Do

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.