I like to watch lava lamps heat up

The older I get the more honest I get

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Tear up when I poop

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.