Make up a song to yourself.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Tear up when I poop

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.