- Things You Think Only You Do

Be a loner at school

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I don't read the terms of service.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.