I lift my butt when I'm farting

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Make up a song to yourself.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.