Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.