trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I gotta get down of Friday

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.