- Things You Think Only You Do

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I read the down voted posts

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.