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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Make up a song to yourself.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.