I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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make south park refferences every day

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.