Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I read the down voted posts

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.