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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I chew my ice cream.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.