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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Sometimes I toot.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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Be a loner at school
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.