When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Stab myself on a daily basis

Use my phone to see what time it is

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes I toot.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.