Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

blink

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

try to give your friends spirit animals

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.