Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Ur mum

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.