Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.