When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Be a loner at school

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.