- Things You Think Only You Do

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I was the real Stig...

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I piss in the bed every night

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.