When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.