When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.