get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Tear up when I poop

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.