Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Tear up when I poop

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I read the down voted posts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.