I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.