- Things You Think Only You Do

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Make up a song to yourself.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.