see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

look at bins as i walk past them

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -55

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I Masturbate Daily.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

thumb_up thumb_down -61

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

thumb_up thumb_down -71

I gotta get down of Friday

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

thumb_up thumb_down -79

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

thumb_up thumb_down -81

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

thumb_up thumb_down -81

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.