- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.