trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I Masturbate Daily.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I gotta get down of Friday

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.