Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Be a loner at school

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Ur mum

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.