- Things You Think Only You Do

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes I toot.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.