Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I chew my ice cream.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.