- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.