Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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make south park refferences every day

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.