getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.