Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Tear up when I poop

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.