When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Thinking your life is a movie...

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.