- Things You Think Only You Do

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I read the down voted posts

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.