Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking your life is a movie...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.