I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Be a loner at school

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I cant ride a bike

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.