I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Tear up when I poop

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.