I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.