I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I read the down voted posts

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I cant ride a bike

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.