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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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I cant ride a bike
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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make south park refferences every day
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.