I piss in the bed every night

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Mayada stupid

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.