Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.