get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Tear up when I poop

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.