Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.