When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.