Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I read the down voted posts

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.