If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.