Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

look at bins as i walk past them

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.