I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I piss in the bed every night

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.