When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.