I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I piss in the bed every night

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I hit the frig after sex

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.