When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I toot.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.