Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I read the down voted posts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.