.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I piss in the bed every night

Use my phone to see what time it is

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Tear up when I poop

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.