Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Tear up when I poop

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.