Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.