When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.