Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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humiliating little girls

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.