- Things You Think Only You Do

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I read the down voted posts

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

-31

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

-31

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I read the down voted posts

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Things You Think Only You Do