I have never watched Star Wars.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.