Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.