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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Ur mum
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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Courtesy flush.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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make south park refferences every day
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.