- Things You Think Only You Do

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.