When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.