- Things You Think Only You Do

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes I toot.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.