always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I always think I have special powers

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.