always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I always think I have special powers

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.