- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Tear up when I poop

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.