- Things You Think Only You Do

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I was the real Stig...

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.