Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Picking my nose.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.