I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I mean Diana Ross.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Tear up when I poop

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.