Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Ur mum

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I have a phobia of incest

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.