- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I mean Diana Ross.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.