When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.