Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Tear up when I poop

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.