Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Tear up when I poop

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I read the down voted posts

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.