Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Tear up when I poop

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.