Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.