When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.