I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I read the down voted posts

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.