- Things You Think Only You Do

-10

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

-14

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

-14

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

-16

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

-16

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

-16

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

-18

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

-18

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

-18

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

-18

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

-22

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

-22

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

-28

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

-28

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

-28

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

-28

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

-30

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

-32

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

-34

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

-34

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Do somthing only you do

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do