Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.