Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.