Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.