Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Tear up when I poop

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.