When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.