Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Mayada stupid

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Do somthing only you do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.