Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Tear up when I poop

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I read the down voted posts

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.