You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.