Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.