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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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make south park refferences every day
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.