Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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make south park refferences every day

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I piss in the bed every night

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.