not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Use my phone to see what time it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.