Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Courtesy flush.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I Masturbate Daily.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I gotta get down of Friday

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.