When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

make south park refferences every day

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I gotta get down of Friday

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.