When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.