When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.