Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.