- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.