- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I read the down voted posts

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.