Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I cant ride a bike

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.