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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Do somthing only you do
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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I read the down voted posts
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.