I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Mayada stupid

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.