I cant ride a bike

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.