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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I gotta get down of Friday
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.