try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

make south park refferences every day

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I gotta get down of Friday

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Make up a song to yourself.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.