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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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Ur mum
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.