Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.