I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.