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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Do somthing only you do
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.