Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.