Be a loner at school

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.