Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Courtesy flush.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.