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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.