- Things You Think Only You Do

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Tear up when I poop

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I cant ride a bike

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.