Tear up when I poop

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.