Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.