Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Picking my nose.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.