- Things You Think Only You Do

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.