When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.