- Things You Think Only You Do

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.