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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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make south park refferences every day
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.