- Things You Think Only You Do

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.