When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Be a loner at school

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.