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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.