Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Tear up when I poop

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I read the down voted posts

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.