- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Thinking your life is a movie...

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.