Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.