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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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-35
I cant ride a bike
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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-39
Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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-45
Poo really loud
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.