I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Being fat

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

make south park refferences every day

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I was the real Stig...

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.