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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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make south park refferences every day
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.