brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I mean Diana Ross.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Tear up when I poop

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.