When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.