get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I have never watched Star Wars.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Being fat

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.