I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Poo really loud

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.