- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.