brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Tear up when I poop

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.