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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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I mean Diana Ross.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Tear up when I poop
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.