- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Ur mum

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.