- Things You Think Only You Do

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.