Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Be a loner at school

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.