Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.