Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Picking my nose.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.