When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Poo really loud

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.