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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.