- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.