it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.