When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.