- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.