Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.