Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Do somthing only you do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Tear up when I poop

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.