Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.