pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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only read the short jokes on this website

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Ur mum

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.