make south park refferences every day

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I gotta get down of Friday

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.