When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.