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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Ur mum
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.