I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.