When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I read the down voted posts

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.