When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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