- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Do somthing only you do

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Mayada stupid

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Do somthing only you do

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Things You Think Only You Do