Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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blink

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.