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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.