I chew my ice cream.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.