I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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fap

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Courtesy flush.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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make south park refferences every day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I was the real Stig...

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.