in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.