- Things You Think Only You Do

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Go for a 10 mile run.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I piss in the bed every night

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Use my phone to see what time it is

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Mayada stupid

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.