- Things You Think Only You Do

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I mean Diana Ross.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Tear up when I poop

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.