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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes I toot.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.