getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

make south park refferences every day

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I was the real Stig...

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.