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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I read the down voted posts
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.