Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.