Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.