I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.