Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.