Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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humiliating little girls

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.