I don't read the terms of service.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Picking my nose.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.