send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

i masturbate with my feet

try to give your friends spirit animals

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I gotta get down of Friday

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.