- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I used to eat bath bubbles

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.