- Things You Think Only You Do

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Smoking in the shower.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Picking my nose.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

try to give your friends spirit animals

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.