When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.