I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Mayada stupid

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Do somthing only you do

Sleep with pillow between legs

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I mean Diana Ross.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.