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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I chew my ice cream.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.