- Things You Think Only You Do

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Tear up when I poop

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.