I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

thumb_up thumb_down -39

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

thumb_up thumb_down -57

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

thumb_up thumb_down -63

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I have autofocus in my eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.