When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Ur mum

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Picking my nose.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.