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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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make south park refferences every day
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.