Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.