cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.