get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.