I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.