- Things You Think Only You Do

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Being fat

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

make south park refferences every day

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.