Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.