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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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I chew my ice cream.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.