When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.