Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Mayada stupid

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Do somthing only you do

I scratch and sniff.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I mean Diana Ross.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.