Courtesy flush.

fap

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

make south park refferences every day

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I was the real Stig...

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Go for a 10 mile run.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.