- Things You Think Only You Do

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.