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I was the real Stig...
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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-112
When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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+41
Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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+39
When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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+27
Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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+25
Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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+21
Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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+21
Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I hit the frig after sex
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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