You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Ur mum

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.