when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Poo really loud

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.