I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.