I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.