- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Being fat

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.