I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.