When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.