Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.