I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I read the down voted posts

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.