- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleep with pillow between legs

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.