Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Poo really loud

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I Masturbate Daily.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.