- Things You Think Only You Do

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Poo really loud

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.