- Things You Think Only You Do

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.