- Things You Think Only You Do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Poo really loud

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.