- Things You Think Only You Do

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.