Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I hit the frig after sex

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.