I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.