When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Being fat

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.