Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.