Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I cant ride a bike

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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blink

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Poo really loud

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.