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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.