When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.