Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.