Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.