I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I read the down voted posts

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.