I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.