When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.