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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.