- Things You Think Only You Do

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Being fat

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.