- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I read the down voted posts

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.