listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.