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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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I read the down voted posts
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.