when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I cant ride a bike

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.