listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.