- Things You Think Only You Do

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.