Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.