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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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-39
Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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-43
You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Poo really loud
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-49
I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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-53
Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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-59
Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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-61
Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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-63
Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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