- Things You Think Only You Do

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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make south park refferences every day

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I hit the frig after sex

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.