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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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I cant ride a bike
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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