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listen to madonnas new album
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Poo really loud
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.