I cant ride a bike

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Poo really loud

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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k. everyone

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.