- Things You Think Only You Do

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.