When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Courtesy flush.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.