- Things You Think Only You Do

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I cant ride a bike

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.