Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.