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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.