- Things You Think Only You Do

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.