- Things You Think Only You Do

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Poo really loud

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.