Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I read the down voted posts

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Poo really loud

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.