(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.