I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I mean Diana Ross.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.