(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.