I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Stab myself on a daily basis

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Do somthing only you do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.