try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.