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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.