See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.