Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.