- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Poo really loud

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.