Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.