When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.