You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Tear up when I poop

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.