Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Use my phone to see what time it is

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.