Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I gotta get down of Friday

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Go for a 10 mile run.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I chew my ice cream.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.