Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Tear up when I poop

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.