I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Courtesy flush.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.