All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.