Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.