- Things You Think Only You Do

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I read the down voted posts

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.