- Things You Think Only You Do

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I gotta get down of Friday

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.