Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Be a loner at school

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.