- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.