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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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I read the down voted posts
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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