Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.