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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.