I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.