freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Tear up when I poop

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.