Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Tear up when I poop

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.