I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I was the real Stig...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.