Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.