Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.