Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I chew my ice cream.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.