Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.