Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Use my phone to see what time it is

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I mean Diana Ross.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.