- Things You Think Only You Do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Poo really loud

test how many stares you can scale in one step

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I Masturbate Daily.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.