Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Mayada stupid

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Do somthing only you do

I scratch and sniff.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.