Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Only use the left earphone.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

make south park refferences every day

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.