I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.