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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I read the down voted posts
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.