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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.