Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I piss in the bed every night

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.