When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Picking my nose.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.