I cant ride a bike

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Poo really loud

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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k. everyone

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.