Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make up a song to yourself.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Use my phone to see what time it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.