Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I cant ride a bike

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

make south park refferences every day

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.