Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.