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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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make south park refferences every day
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.