If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Do somthing only you do

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I read the down voted posts

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.