I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.