- Things You Think Only You Do

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Poo really loud

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

try to give your friends spirit animals

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.