When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I always think I have special powers

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Tear up when I poop

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.