- Things You Think Only You Do

I hold my breath in elevators

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.