Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I Masturbate Daily.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.