When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.