Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.