- Things You Think Only You Do

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.