Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.