- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I chew my ice cream.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes I toot.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do