- Things You Think Only You Do

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

only read the short jokes on this website

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Ur mum

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.