When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.