- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Tear up when I poop

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I cant ride a bike

I don't read the terms of service.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.