Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.