- Things You Think Only You Do

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.