- Things You Think Only You Do

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Mayada stupid

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.