I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Poo really loud

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Being fat

try to give your friends spirit animals

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.