- Things You Think Only You Do

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I lift my butt when I'm farting

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.