When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Smoking in the shower.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Picking my nose.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.