put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.