- Things You Think Only You Do

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.