When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I chew my ice cream.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.