wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.