Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I hit the frig after sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.