Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.