- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Courtesy flush.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

make south park refferences every day

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.