I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Picking my nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.