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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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I cant ride a bike
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Poo really loud
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.