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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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I hit the frig after sex
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.