When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +19

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Use my phone to see what time it is

thumb_up thumb_down +5

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I used to eat bath bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down -25

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.