- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I Masturbate Daily.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.