Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I mean Diana Ross.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.