sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Mayada stupid

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Do somthing only you do

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.