make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.