- Things You Think Only You Do

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I lift my butt when I'm farting

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

k. everyone

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.