put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.