it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I chew my ice cream.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.