Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.