everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Picking my nose.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.