When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I cant ride a bike

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.