Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Ur mum

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.