Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.