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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I was the real Stig...
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.