Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I lift my butt when I'm farting

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Thinking your life is a movie...

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.