sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Do somthing only you do

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.