Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Be a loner at school

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.