after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.