Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.