I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Only use the left earphone.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.