- Things You Think Only You Do

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking your life is a movie...

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.