Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Tear up when I poop

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.