it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Mayada stupid

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Do somthing only you do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I scratch and sniff.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.