Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.