I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I read the down voted posts

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

fall asleep in the shower.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.