judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.