wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Ur mum

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Being fat

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.