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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.