You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.