- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I mean Diana Ross.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.