- Things You Think Only You Do

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

-8

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

-8

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

-8

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

-8

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

-10

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

-10

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

-10

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

-12

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

-12

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

-14

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

-14

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

-16

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

-16

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

-18

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

-18

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

-18

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

-22

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

-22

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

-24

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

-24

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

-24

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

-26

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Things You Think Only You Do