Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Use my phone to see what time it is

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I mean Diana Ross.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.