- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.