- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

listen to madonnas new album

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Poo really loud

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.