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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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I cant ride a bike
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.