Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.