Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.