A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.