Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Being fat

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.