- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.