- Things You Think Only You Do

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Being fat

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.