Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Courtesy flush.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.