- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Tear up when I poop

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.