sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Mayada stupid

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Do somthing only you do

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.