After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I read the down voted posts

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.