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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.