Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Do somthing only you do

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.