- Things You Think Only You Do

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.