- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I chew my ice cream.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.