- Things You Think Only You Do

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

only read the short jokes on this website

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.