- Things You Think Only You Do

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I chew my ice cream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.