Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I piss in the bed every night

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.