When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I toot.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.