Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.