- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.