.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.