- Things You Think Only You Do

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Pretend animals talk to you!

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.