- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I used to eat bath bubbles

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.