- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.