- Things You Think Only You Do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Poo really loud

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.