- Things You Think Only You Do

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Mayada stupid

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.