When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.