Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.