wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.