Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I mean Diana Ross.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.