think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.