- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Ur mum

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.