get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.