- Things You Think Only You Do

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I read the down voted posts

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Justin Beiber is a woman

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.