I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.