When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Ur mum

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.