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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.