- Things You Think Only You Do

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I Masturbate Daily.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.