- Things You Think Only You Do

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.