- Things You Think Only You Do

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I mean Diana Ross.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.