Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.