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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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I mean Diana Ross.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.