- Things You Think Only You Do

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

The older I get the more honest I get

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.