- Things You Think Only You Do

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I read the down voted posts

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.