Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.