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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I piss in the bed every night
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Mayada stupid
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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I scratch and sniff.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.