- Things You Think Only You Do

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I used to eat bath bubbles

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Ur mum

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Being fat

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.