- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.