Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.