- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.