- Things You Think Only You Do

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.