when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.