rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.