Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.