- Things You Think Only You Do

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Poo really loud

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.