I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.