Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Picking my nose.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.