Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.