When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.