I hit the frig after sex

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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listen to madonnas new album

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.