- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I hit the frig after sex

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes I toot.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.