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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Only use the left earphone.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.