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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.