- Things You Think Only You Do

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.