I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I read the down voted posts

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.