- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.