Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sitting down in the shower

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.