Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

fall asleep in the shower.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Only use the left earphone.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.