Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.