Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.