When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.