Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Poo really loud

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.