I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

I chew my ice cream.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Tear up when I poop

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Do somthing only you do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.