getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Picking my nose.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.