- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Tear up when I poop

Do somthing only you do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I cant ride a bike

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.