Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.