- Things You Think Only You Do

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I cant ride a bike

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I don't read the terms of service.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.