- Things You Think Only You Do

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.