Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Do somthing only you do

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.