- Things You Think Only You Do

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Tear up when I poop

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.