- Things You Think Only You Do

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I read the down voted posts

Justin Beiber is a woman

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.