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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.