- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.