You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Do somthing only you do

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I read the down voted posts

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.