Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I hit the frig after sex

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.