only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.