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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Sometimes I toot.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.