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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.