- Things You Think Only You Do

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

-11

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

-13

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

-15

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

-17

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

-17

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

-19

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

-19

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

-19

Be a loner at school

-19

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

-21

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

-21

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

-21

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

-23

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

-23

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

-23

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

-25

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

-27

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

-27

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.

Sometimes I toot.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Be a loner at school

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I toot.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Be a loner at school

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!