- Things You Think Only You Do

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Ur mum

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Picking my nose.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.