when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.