- Things You Think Only You Do

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

-12

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

-12

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

-20

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

-22

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

-24

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

-24

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

-24

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

-26

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

-26

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

-26

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

-26

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

-26

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Things You Think Only You Do