- Things You Think Only You Do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Picking my nose.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.