in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.