Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.