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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.