Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Being fat

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I was the real Stig...

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.