Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I was the real Stig...

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.