Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I read the down voted posts

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.