- Things You Think Only You Do

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.