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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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Do somthing only you do
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Be a loner at school
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.