- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Poo really loud

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.