Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.