- Things You Think Only You Do

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Tear up when I poop

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.