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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Boinked my neighbor
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.