- Things You Think Only You Do

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I mean Diana Ross.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.