- Things You Think Only You Do

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Thinking your life is a movie...

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.