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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Poo really loud
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look at bins as i walk past them
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.