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Do somthing only you do
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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I mean Diana Ross.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.