turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Tear up when I poop

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.