Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Ur mum

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.