Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.