Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.