- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.