- Things You Think Only You Do

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I mean Diana Ross.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.