Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

thumb_up thumb_down -31

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

thumb_up thumb_down -33

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

thumb_up thumb_down -43

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -45

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Poo really loud

thumb_up thumb_down -47

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.