- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.