I scratch and sniff.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.