I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.