Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.