- Things You Think Only You Do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Tear up when I poop

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I cant ride a bike

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.