Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Poo really loud

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.