- Things You Think Only You Do

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I think Frozen is an overrated film

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Only use the left earphone.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being fat

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.