When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.