I used to eat bath bubbles

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.