Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.