- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

fap

Courtesy flush.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.