- Things You Think Only You Do

Be a loner at school

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

fall asleep in the shower.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.