- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Be a loner at school

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.