I piss in the bed every night

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Tear up when I poop

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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humiliating little girls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.