check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I chew my ice cream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.