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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.