- Things You Think Only You Do

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Poo really loud

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.