Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Smoking in the shower.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Ur mum

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.