- Things You Think Only You Do

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I don't read the terms of service.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.