- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleep with pillow between legs

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.