- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.