whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.