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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.