- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.