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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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I was the real Stig...
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.