- Things You Think Only You Do

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.