- Things You Think Only You Do

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I cant ride a bike

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.