I chew my ice cream.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.