Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

thumb_up thumb_down -18

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I can only play a piano with my right hand

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.