- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.