- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Being fat

try to give your friends spirit animals

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.