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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.