- Things You Think Only You Do

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I Masturbate Daily.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.