- Things You Think Only You Do

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Use my phone to see what time it is

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Mayada stupid

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.