- Things You Think Only You Do

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Poo really loud

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.