- Things You Think Only You Do

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Poo really loud

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

test how many stares you can scale in one step

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Courtesy flush.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I Masturbate Daily.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.