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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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make south park refferences every day
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.