go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.