Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.