Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.