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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.