- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.