- Things You Think Only You Do

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Poo really loud

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.