Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.