Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.