- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.