Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.