strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Be a loner at school

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.