When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.