Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Do somthing only you do

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Be a loner at school

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.