Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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i masturbate with my feet

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.