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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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I chew my ice cream.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.