I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Sitting down in the shower

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I was the real Stig...

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.