- Things You Think Only You Do

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.