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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.