I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I can only play a piano with my right hand

thumb_up thumb_down -24

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I read the down voted posts

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

thumb_up thumb_down -46

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Sitting down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.