- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Ur mum

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Poo really loud

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.