- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.