That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.