- Things You Think Only You Do

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.