When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

try to give your friends spirit animals

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Go for a 10 mile run.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.