- Things You Think Only You Do

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Mayada stupid

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.