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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.