When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I cant ride a bike

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.