When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.