- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I read the down voted posts

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.