- Things You Think Only You Do

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.