- Things You Think Only You Do

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.