When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I scratch and sniff.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.