get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.