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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.