I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Sitting down in the shower

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I was the real Stig...

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.