Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.