- Things You Think Only You Do

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Stab myself on a daily basis

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I hit the frig after sex

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.