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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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I chew my ice cream.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.