Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Make up a song to yourself.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.