No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.