When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.