I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

make south park refferences every day

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.