turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.