- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I read the down voted posts

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.