Be a loner at school

I used to eat bath bubbles

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.