When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.