hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.