Smoking in the shower.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.