Go for a 10 mile run.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.