When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I mean Diana Ross.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.