- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.