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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Tear up when I poop
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.