Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.