Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.