- Things You Think Only You Do

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Justin Beiber is a woman

I read the down voted posts

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.