Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I Masturbate Daily.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.