- Things You Think Only You Do

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Ur mum

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.