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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Poo really loud
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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make south park refferences every day
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.