I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I Masturbate Daily.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

make south park refferences every day

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I gotta get down of Friday

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.