When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

fap

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

make south park refferences every day

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.