Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.