Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Go for a 10 mile run.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.