Go for a 10 mile run.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.