I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.