My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Mayada stupid

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.