- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Be a loner at school

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.