watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Go for a 10 mile run.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.