judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Ur mum

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.