- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.