- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Tear up when I poop

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.