I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.