Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

make south park refferences every day

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.