- Things You Think Only You Do

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.