- Things You Think Only You Do

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.