Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

fap

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.