I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sometimes I toot.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Be a loner at school

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.