- Things You Think Only You Do

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.