Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try stick to something but fail in the end

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Do somthing only you do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sleep with pillow between legs

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Be a loner at school

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.