Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.