- Things You Think Only You Do

Make up a song to yourself.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I chew my ice cream.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.