- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Ur mum

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.