I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.