when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

blink

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.