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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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I chew my ice cream.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.