Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I always think I have special powers

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.