- Things You Think Only You Do

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.