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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.