accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I chew my ice cream.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I mean Diana Ross.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.