Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.