Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I scratch and sniff.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.