log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I scratch and sniff.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.