- Things You Think Only You Do

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.