Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Tear up when I poop

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.