Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I read the down voted posts

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.