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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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I scratch and sniff.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.