I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.