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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes I toot.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.