I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.