When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I read the down voted posts

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.