- Things You Think Only You Do

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.