Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I hit the frig after sex

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.