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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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I hit the frig after sex
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.