Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.