I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.