Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.