Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Use my phone to see what time it is

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.