Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Tear up when I poop

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.