Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.