- Things You Think Only You Do

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.