- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.