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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Poo really loud
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.