- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Tear up when I poop

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.