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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.