When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.