I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.