I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I don't read the terms of service.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.