I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I Masturbate Daily.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.