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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.