- Things You Think Only You Do

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.