Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.