- Things You Think Only You Do

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.