- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

the power to regenerate your appendix

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.