- Things You Think Only You Do

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I Masturbate Daily.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I gotta get down of Friday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.