- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleep with pillow between legs

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I mean Diana Ross.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I used to eat bath bubbles

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.