Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.