Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sitting down in the shower

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.