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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.