When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Be a loner at school

I used to eat bath bubbles

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I don't read the terms of service.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.