Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.