Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.