Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I chew my ice cream.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I mean Diana Ross.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.