Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.