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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.