- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.