Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Be a loner at school

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.