Make up a song to yourself.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.