When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.