I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.