Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.