- Things You Think Only You Do

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.