I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Ur mum

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.