- Things You Think Only You Do

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.