When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.