scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.