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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Being fat

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.