make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.