Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.