When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Make up a song to yourself.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.