- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I Masturbate Daily.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.