I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.