- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.