When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

fall asleep in the shower.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.