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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.