think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.