- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.