Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.