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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Sitting down in the shower
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.