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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.