(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.