When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

make south park refferences every day

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.