when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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fap

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.