I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Courtesy flush.

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fap

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.