Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.