Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Poo really loud

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I Masturbate Daily.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Sitting down in the shower

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.