in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.