Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.