- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.