Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.