Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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blink

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.