I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I Masturbate Daily.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Being fat

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.