- Things You Think Only You Do

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I don't read the terms of service.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.