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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Courtesy flush.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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make south park refferences every day
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.