We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I read the down voted posts

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.