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Being fat
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k. everyone
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.