Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.