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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.