- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Poo really loud

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.