Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I read the down voted posts

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.