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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.