When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.