- Things You Think Only You Do

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Being fat

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.