Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Do somthing only you do

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Be a loner at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.