i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Courtesy flush.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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k. everyone

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.