In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I read the down voted posts

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.