I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Do somthing only you do

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.