I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.