You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes I toot.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.