- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Do somthing only you do

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.