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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Do somthing only you do
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.