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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I was the real Stig...
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.