- Things You Think Only You Do

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.