Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.