- Things You Think Only You Do

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.