- Things You Think Only You Do

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Courtesy flush.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.