Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

fall asleep in the shower.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.