Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Ur mum

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Think about breathing...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Being fat

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.