Stab myself on a daily basis

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Do somthing only you do

Sometimes I toot.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.