forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.