Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Stab myself on a daily basis

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Do somthing only you do

Sometimes I toot.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.