- Things You Think Only You Do

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Use my phone to see what time it is

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I chew my ice cream.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.