- Things You Think Only You Do

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Tear up when I poop

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Things You Think Only You Do