- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.