I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Mayada stupid

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.