Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.