Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I don't read the terms of service.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.