check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I chew my ice cream.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.