- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Smoking in the shower.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Ur mum

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.