get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Go for a 10 mile run.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.