Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.