I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

blink

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.