Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.