Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Do somthing only you do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.