get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.