- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Do somthing only you do

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.