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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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