When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.