When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.