I used to eat bath bubbles

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I don't read the terms of service.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.