I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.