Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I don't read the terms of service.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.