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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.