Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Use my phone to see what time it is

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.