What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I hit the frig after sex

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.