- Things You Think Only You Do

Being fat

k. everyone

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.