Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

fall asleep in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -45

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

try to give your friends spirit animals

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Believing in the kindness of strangers

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.