sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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blink

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.