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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.