When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.