Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.