Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.