- Things You Think Only You Do

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I cant ride a bike

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Poo really loud

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

k. everyone

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.