Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.