You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.