You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.