- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I cant ride a bike

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Poo really loud

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

k. everyone

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.