Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -63

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

I can't piss with my shoes on.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

thumb_up thumb_down -91

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

thumb_up thumb_down -107

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.