Make up a song to yourself.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Do somthing only you do

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.