Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I cant ride a bike

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.