- Things You Think Only You Do

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.