Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.