In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I read the down voted posts

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I don't read the terms of service.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.