I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Sitting down in the shower

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.