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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Do somthing only you do
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.