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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I read the down voted posts
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.