- Things You Think Only You Do

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.