You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I hit the frig after sex

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.