if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.