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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Do somthing only you do
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.