Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Go for a 10 mile run.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.