You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Do somthing only you do

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.