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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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I chew my ice cream.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.