- Things You Think Only You Do

Justin Beiber is a woman

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Ur mum

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.