Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.