- Things You Think Only You Do

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.