Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.