- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I chew my ice cream.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.