I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Do somthing only you do

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.