- Things You Think Only You Do

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I read the down voted posts

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.