- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Tear up when I poop

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.