When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.