Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.