Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.