- Things You Think Only You Do

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.