call someone by a siblings name.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.