I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I cant ride a bike

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.