Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.