I scratch and sniff.

I always think I have special powers

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Be a loner at school

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.