- Things You Think Only You Do

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.