it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.