Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

thumb_up thumb_down -34

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.