- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.