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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.