- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.