- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.