Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.