When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.