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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.