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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.