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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.