When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I used to eat bath bubbles

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.