Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Tear up when I poop

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Ur mum

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.