Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I hit the frig after sex

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.