- Things You Think Only You Do

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Courtesy flush.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Only use the left earphone.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.