- Things You Think Only You Do

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Ur mum

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.