go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.