i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.