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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I scratch and sniff.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.