in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Courtesy flush.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.