- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.