When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.