- Things You Think Only You Do

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.