I can't piss with my shoes on.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.