- Things You Think Only You Do

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.