Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Smoking in the shower.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Ur mum

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.