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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I chew my ice cream.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Be a loner at school
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.