Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sleep with pillow between legs

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.