Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Tear up when I poop

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Ur mum

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.