- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Courtesy flush.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

i masturbate with my feet

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.