I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.