I cant ride a bike

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Picking my nose.

I Masturbate Daily.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.