after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Be a loner at school

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Justin Beiber is a woman

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.