When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.