When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I used to eat bath bubbles

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I cant ride a bike

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I don't read the terms of service.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.