A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.