IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.