When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Tear up when I poop

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Think about breathing...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.