Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Courtesy flush.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.