When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Tear up when I poop

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.