Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Go for a 10 mile run.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.