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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Be a loner at school
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.