Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.