You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Be a loner at school

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.