masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.