- Things You Think Only You Do

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I Masturbate Daily.

Picking my nose.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.