sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.