- Things You Think Only You Do

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

only read the short jokes on this website

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.