- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.