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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.