I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.