- Things You Think Only You Do

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Smoking in the shower.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Ur mum

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Picking my nose.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.