Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.