When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.