- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

-9

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

-9

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

-9

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

-11

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

-13

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

-13

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

-13

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

-13

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

-15

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

-15

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

-15

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

-19

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

-19

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

-21

Be a loner at school

-21

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

-23

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

-23

I used to eat bath bubbles

-25

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Be a loner at school

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do