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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.