i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.