Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.