Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.