Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I lift my butt when I'm farting

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.