get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I read the down voted posts

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.