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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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I chew my ice cream.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Mayada stupid
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.