try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I scratch and sniff.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.