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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.