I piss in the bed every night

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.