When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think about breathing...

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.