while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Ur mum

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I hate being called "buddy".

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.