When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.