- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.