- Things You Think Only You Do

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.