Try stick to something but fail in the end

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.