Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Courtesy flush.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.