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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Be a loner at school

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I read the down voted posts

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

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