When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.