Try stick to something but fail in the end

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Be a loner at school

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.