When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Justin Beiber is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I lift my butt when I'm farting

thumb_up thumb_down -40

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

thumb_up thumb_down -44

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.