Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Use my phone to see what time it is

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I scratch and sniff.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.