Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I hit the frig after sex

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.