I cant ride a bike

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I don't read the terms of service.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Picking my nose.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.