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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.