When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I cant ride a bike

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.