Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.