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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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I chew my ice cream.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.