Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.