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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.