make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.