Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.