- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.