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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Be a loner at school
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.