- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Smoking in the shower.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.