When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Tear up when I poop

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Ur mum

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.