I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I hit the frig after sex

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.