Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.