Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Tear up when I poop

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.