- Things You Think Only You Do

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Sitting down in the shower

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking your life is a movie...

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Make up a song to yourself.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.