in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.