I read the down voted posts

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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