- Things You Think Only You Do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Be a loner at school

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I read the down voted posts

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.