- Things You Think Only You Do

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I chew my ice cream.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.