I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.