- Things You Think Only You Do

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Courtesy flush.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.