- Things You Think Only You Do

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I hold my breath in elevators

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.