Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Try stick to something but fail in the end

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.