Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Smoking in the shower.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Ur mum

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Picking my nose.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.