- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Be a loner at school

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.