I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Tear up when I poop

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Ur mum

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.