Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Ur mum

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.