I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.