- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.