When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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blink

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.