make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.