- Things You Think Only You Do

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.