in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Courtesy flush.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sitting down in the shower

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.