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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.