Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.