Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.