When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.