- Things You Think Only You Do

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Courtesy flush.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Being fat

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.