- Things You Think Only You Do

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I Masturbate Daily.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.