- Things You Think Only You Do

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.