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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.