Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.