- Things You Think Only You Do

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

-8

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

-8

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

-10

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

-12

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

-14

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

-14

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

-14

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

-16

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

-18

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

-20

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

-24

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

-26

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

-28

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

-32

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

-32

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

-34

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

-34

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

-36

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

-36

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do