When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.