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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.