Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.