When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.