I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I chew my ice cream.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.