That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Sleep with pillow between legs

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sometimes I toot.

I mean Diana Ross.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.