Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sleep with pillow between legs

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sometimes I toot.

I mean Diana Ross.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.