when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Courtesy flush.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I Masturbate Daily.

i masturbate with my feet

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Thinking your life is a movie...

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.