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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Courtesy flush.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.