Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.