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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.