Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Ur mum

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Being fat

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.