DIY LOL
Passed Out Photos
Republican Equals
WiFi LOL
ethugtxt
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
…
Next ›
Last »
Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
« First
‹ Prev
…
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.