- Things You Think Only You Do

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Sometimes I toot.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Things You Think Only You Do