Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I **** with no hands.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Pee in the shower

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.