When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.