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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.