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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.