When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.