Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.