- Things You Think Only You Do

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.