if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Only use the left earphone.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I gotta get down of Friday

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.