When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.