Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.