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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.