when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

fap

Courtesy flush.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.