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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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