- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.