after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.