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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.