Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes I toot.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.