- Things You Think Only You Do

Justin Beiber is a woman

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Ur mum

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.