whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.