Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I read the down voted posts

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.