Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.