turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.