When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.