- Things You Think Only You Do

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.