Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.