Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.