- Things You Think Only You Do

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Tear up when I poop

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.