- Things You Think Only You Do

Use my phone to see what time it is

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sometimes I toot.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I mean Diana Ross.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.