When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Mayada stupid

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I scratch and sniff.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.