- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I don't read the terms of service.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.