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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.