When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.