I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.