When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.