- Things You Think Only You Do

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

+5

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

+3

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

+3

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

-3

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

-3

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

-5

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

-5

Do somthing only you do

-7

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

-7

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

-9

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

-11

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

-13

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

-13

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

-15

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

-15

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

-17

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

-19

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

-19

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

-19

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

-21

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

-23

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

-25

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Do somthing only you do

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do