- Things You Think Only You Do

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Only use the left earphone.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.