- Things You Think Only You Do

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Sitting down in the shower

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.