When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.