When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.