- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Mayada stupid

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.