Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.