I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.