- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.