Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

thumb_up thumb_down -74

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

thumb_up thumb_down -76

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

thumb_up thumb_down -112

Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

I sleep in my underpants every single night

thumb_up thumb_down +29

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

thumb_up thumb_down +23

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

thumb_up thumb_down +19

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.