Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.