- Things You Think Only You Do

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I read the down voted posts

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.