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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.