- Things You Think Only You Do

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Use my phone to see what time it is

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Do somthing only you do

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.