- Things You Think Only You Do

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

make south park refferences every day

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.