Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.