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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.