when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Be a loner at school

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.