test how many stares you can scale in one step

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Only use the left earphone.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Thinking your life is a movie...

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.