- Things You Think Only You Do

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.