- Things You Think Only You Do

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.