Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.