Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Mayada stupid

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I scratch and sniff.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I always think I have special powers

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Sleep with pillow between legs

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.