When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I scratch and sniff.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Sleep with pillow between legs

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.