I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.