- Things You Think Only You Do

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.