- Things You Think Only You Do

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I don't read the terms of service.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.