Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Justin Beiber is a woman

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.