We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.