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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Be a loner at school
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.