Sleep with pillow between legs

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

thumb_up thumb_down -17

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.