- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

i masturbate with my feet

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.