When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.