Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I Masturbate Daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.