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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.