I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I don't read the terms of service.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I think Frozen is an overrated film

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I Masturbate Daily.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.