- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.