Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Be a loner at school

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.