When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Ur mum

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.