Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.