look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.