Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Do somthing only you do

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I used to eat bath bubbles

Justin Beiber is a woman

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.