- Things You Think Only You Do

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I don't read the terms of service.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.