- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I mean Diana Ross.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.