- Things You Think Only You Do

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.