I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Sleep with pillow between legs

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Be a loner at school

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.