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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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I **** with no hands.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.