Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.