When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Courtesy flush.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Only use the left earphone.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.