always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I scratch and sniff.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Be a loner at school

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.