I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.