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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Sometimes I toot.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.