When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.