has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

k. everyone

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.