I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I read the down voted posts

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.