Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.