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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Courtesy flush.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.