Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Go for a 10 mile run.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.