Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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blink

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.