I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.