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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.