Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.