When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.