Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Do somthing only you do

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.