Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.