- Things You Think Only You Do

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Ur mum

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Courtesy flush.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.