When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.