Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.