When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.