Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I Masturbate Daily.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Being fat

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.