always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.