Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.