everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I Masturbate Daily.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

k. everyone

i masturbate with my feet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.