Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Only use the left earphone.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.