At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.