- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.