I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.