I Masturbate Daily.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.