Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

blink

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.