- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I cant ride a bike

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

only read the short jokes on this website

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.