I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Do somthing only you do

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.