Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.