- Things You Think Only You Do

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.