getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.