Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.