When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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blink

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.