- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.