- Things You Think Only You Do

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I read the down voted posts

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

i masturbate with my feet

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.