Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.