sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Courtesy flush.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.