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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.