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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I hit the frig after sex
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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I scratch and sniff.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.