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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.