When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.