- Things You Think Only You Do

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

listen to madonnas new album

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

try to give your friends spirit animals

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.