- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Ur mum

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.