- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I cant ride a bike

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I don't read the terms of service.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.