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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I was the real Stig...
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.