- Things You Think Only You Do

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.