We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.