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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.