Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.