Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.