I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I used to eat bath bubbles

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.