- Things You Think Only You Do

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Sitting down in the shower

Being fat

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.