Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.