Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.