Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I cant ride a bike

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.