- Things You Think Only You Do

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I read the down voted posts

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I don't read the terms of service.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.