Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Be a loner at school

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.