I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.