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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.