- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I don't read the terms of service.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.