Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Only use the left earphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

thumb_up thumb_down -62

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -72

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

thumb_up thumb_down -78

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -82

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

thumb_up thumb_down -100

I have a phobia of incest

thumb_up thumb_down -122

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.