When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.