Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Smoking in the shower.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Ur mum

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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make south park refferences every day

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.