When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.