- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I cant ride a bike

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

only read the short jokes on this website

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.