i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.