- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I think Frozen is an overrated film

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Ur mum

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Courtesy flush.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.