- Things You Think Only You Do

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.