Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I cant ride a bike

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.