Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I hit the frig after sex

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I chew my ice cream.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.