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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.