- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.