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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.