- Things You Think Only You Do

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Being fat

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I **** with no hands.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I gotta get down of Friday

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I have a phobia of incest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.