get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.