moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I used to eat bath bubbles

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.