Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.