- Things You Think Only You Do

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

listen to madonnas new album

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.