- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.