my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.