Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.