When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.