in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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i masturbate with my feet

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.