forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Picking my nose.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.