- Things You Think Only You Do

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.