- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I always think I have special powers

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I scratch and sniff.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.