Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Ur mum

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.