Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.