Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Mayada stupid

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I scratch and sniff.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.