When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.