I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.