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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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I chew my ice cream.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I always think I have special powers
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.