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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.