- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.