Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Justin Beiber is a woman

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

only read the short jokes on this website

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.