Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I Masturbate Daily.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.