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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.