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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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blink
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.