Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.