- Things You Think Only You Do

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

only read the short jokes on this website

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.