Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I **** with no hands.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.