I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sitting down in the shower

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.