Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.