Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I cant ride a bike

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.