- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I read the down voted posts

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I don't read the terms of service.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.