- Things You Think Only You Do

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I read the down voted posts

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.