Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.