- Things You Think Only You Do

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I Masturbate Daily.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

k. everyone

i masturbate with my feet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.