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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.