I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Courtesy flush.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.