When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I cant ride a bike

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.