shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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listen to madonnas new album

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.