We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.