- Things You Think Only You Do

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Courtesy flush.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.