Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Courtesy flush.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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fap

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.