- Things You Think Only You Do

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

listen to madonnas new album

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

try to give your friends spirit animals

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.