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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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I read the down voted posts
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.