When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.