When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.