- Things You Think Only You Do

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I gotta get down of Friday

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.