When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.