only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.