Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.