Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.