Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Being fat

i masturbate with my feet

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I gotta get down of Friday

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have a phobia of incest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.