When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.