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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.