I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I mean Diana Ross.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.