- Things You Think Only You Do

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I Masturbate Daily.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.