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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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