I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.