- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.