- Things You Think Only You Do

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.