Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Do somthing only you do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.