When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.