When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.