- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I chew my ice cream.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I hit the frig after sex

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Do somthing only you do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.