For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Ur mum

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.