- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I don't read the terms of service.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Courtesy flush.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.