A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +21

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Sleep with pillow between legs

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down -3

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

thumb_up thumb_down -5

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Mayada stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -7

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.