When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.