- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.