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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I chew my ice cream.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.