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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.