Save more than once on your favourite game.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I mean Diana Ross.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.