- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.