- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I don't read the terms of service.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.