that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I was the real Stig...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.