acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.