I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.