- Things You Think Only You Do

Ur mum

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Courtesy flush.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

i masturbate with my feet

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.