Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.