When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.