Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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k. everyone

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.