- Things You Think Only You Do

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I Masturbate Daily.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.