When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.