- Things You Think Only You Do

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I Masturbate Daily.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

Being fat

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.