- Things You Think Only You Do

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.