Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.