Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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blink

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listen to madonnas new album

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.