that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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The older I get the more honest I get

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.