when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.