If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Ur mum

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.