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I **** with no hands.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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