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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.