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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.