- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I cant ride a bike

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.