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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.