When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Use my phone to see what time it is

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.