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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I have a phobia of incest
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.