Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I Masturbate Daily.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.