That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.