- Things You Think Only You Do

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Courtesy flush.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Thinking your life is a movie...

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.