Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

make south park refferences every day

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.