- Things You Think Only You Do

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.