Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Only use the left earphone.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.