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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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fap
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.