- Things You Think Only You Do

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.