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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Courtesy flush.
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fap
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Only use the left earphone.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.