Sitting down in the shower

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I was the real Stig...

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I have a phobia of incest

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Make up a song to yourself.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.