try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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listen to madonnas new album

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.