Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.