When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

thumb_up thumb_down -77

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

thumb_up thumb_down -79

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

I was the real Stig...

thumb_up thumb_down -95

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

thumb_up thumb_down -111

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Run faster down hotel corridors.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.