- Things You Think Only You Do

Be a loner at school

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.