Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.