think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.