- Things You Think Only You Do

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Courtesy flush.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Only use the left earphone.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Sitting down in the shower

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.