- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.