Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.