Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I **** with no hands.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.