- Things You Think Only You Do

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Sometimes I toot.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.