Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I hit the frig after sex

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.