I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.