After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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fap

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.