Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Be a loner at school

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.