- Things You Think Only You Do

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Ur mum

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.