Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.