Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Be a loner at school

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.