Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I toot.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.