- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Courtesy flush.

fap

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.