- Things You Think Only You Do

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I don't read the terms of service.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Courtesy flush.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.