- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.