carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.