- Things You Think Only You Do

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I don't read the terms of service.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.