When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.