Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.