- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.