- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Courtesy flush.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Only use the left earphone.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Sitting down in the shower

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.