- Things You Think Only You Do

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.