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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I was the real Stig...
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.