I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes I toot.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.