- Things You Think Only You Do

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I don't read the terms of service.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.