Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.