I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.