- Things You Think Only You Do

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

only read the short jokes on this website

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.