- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Courtesy flush.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Only use the left earphone.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Sitting down in the shower

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.