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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.