- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Being fat

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.