Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Mayada stupid

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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listen to madonnas new album

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.