- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.