When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.