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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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I **** with no hands.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I have a phobia of incest
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.