Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Ur mum

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.