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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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I chew my ice cream.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.