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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.