When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I don't read the terms of service.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I Masturbate Daily.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.