- Things You Think Only You Do

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.