Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.