When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.