When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.