- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.