(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

fap

Courtesy flush.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Only use the left earphone.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.