- Things You Think Only You Do

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Ur mum

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.