Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.