I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I cant ride a bike

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Smoking in the shower.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.