When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I piss in the bed every night

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I toot.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.