When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.