I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.