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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.