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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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I **** with no hands.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.