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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.