- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.