- Things You Think Only You Do

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.