When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.