You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.