Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Think about breathing...

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.