- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.