in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.