I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Courtesy flush.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Picking my nose.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Sitting down in the shower

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i masturbate with my feet

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.