while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.