- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.