Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Ur mum

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.