- Things You Think Only You Do

I think Frozen is an overrated film

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Courtesy flush.

fap

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.