- Things You Think Only You Do

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I used to eat bath bubbles

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.