Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.