- Things You Think Only You Do

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Be a loner at school

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.