Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I cant ride a bike

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.