I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.