Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.