Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

only read the short jokes on this website

thumb_up thumb_down -38

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

thumb_up thumb_down -38

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

thumb_up thumb_down -40

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

thumb_up thumb_down -42

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Smoking in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

thumb_up thumb_down -44

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -44

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

thumb_up thumb_down -46

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.