when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.