Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.