Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.