Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.