- Things You Think Only You Do

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

-8

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

-12

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

-12

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

-14

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

-14

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

-16

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

-16

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

-16

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

-16

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

-18

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

-18

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

-22

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

-22

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

-22

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

-22

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

-22

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

-24

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

-26

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

-26

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

-26

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

-26

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do