- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Be a loner at school

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.