When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I scratch and sniff.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.