- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.