dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.