Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.