I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.