When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.