Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I toot.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.