- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.