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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Picking my nose.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.