I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.