- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I **** with no hands.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.