Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sitting down in the shower

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I was the real Stig...

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.