Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I scratch and sniff.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I toot.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.