- Things You Think Only You Do

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I Masturbate Daily.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Only use the left earphone.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.