- Things You Think Only You Do

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I chew my ice cream.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.