- Things You Think Only You Do

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.