- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.