When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I mean Diana Ross.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes I toot.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.