When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.