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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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fall asleep in the shower.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Sitting down in the shower
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.