When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.