Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.