Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Mayada stupid

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I read the down voted posts

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.