recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sitting down in the shower

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I scratch and sniff.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.