- Things You Think Only You Do

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.