Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.