feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.