Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Pee in the shower

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.