- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sleep with pillow between legs

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.