- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Ur mum

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.