When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Mayada stupid

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.