- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.