- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.