I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.