Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Picking my nose.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Sitting down in the shower

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.