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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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Ur mum
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Courtesy flush.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.