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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Do somthing only you do
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.