Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.