- Things You Think Only You Do

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I hit the frig after sex

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.