Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.