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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Picking my nose.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.