check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.