When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I don't read the terms of service.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.