- Things You Think Only You Do

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.