- Things You Think Only You Do

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Ur mum

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.