- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.