I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.