OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I **** with no hands.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.