Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I scratch and sniff.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sleep with pillow between legs

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Save more than once on your favourite game.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.