When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I cant ride a bike

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I don't read the terms of service.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.