browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.