Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.