- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

The older I get the more honest I get

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.