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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.