- Things You Think Only You Do

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Save more than once on your favourite game.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.