Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes I toot.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.