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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I have a phobia of incest
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.