- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Be a loner at school

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.