Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.