- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I hold my breath in elevators

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.