- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.