turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.