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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.