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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.