Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.