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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Courtesy flush.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.