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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.