- Things You Think Only You Do

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I wonder if elections are rigged?

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.