- Things You Think Only You Do

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.