Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I have a phobia of incest

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.