- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make up a song to yourself.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I chew my ice cream.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.