Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.