- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I hold my breath in elevators

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.