- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.