I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.