Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.