- Things You Think Only You Do

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.