Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I have a phobia of incest

Make up a song to yourself.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.