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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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I was the real Stig...
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.