If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I was the real Stig...

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.