try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.