Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I **** with no hands.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.