Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.