At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Picking my nose.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.