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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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I have a phobia of incest
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.