I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.