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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.