Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Use my phone to see what time it is

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.