- Things You Think Only You Do

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.