- Things You Think Only You Do

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.