the power to regenerate your appendix

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.