When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.