- Things You Think Only You Do

Be a loner at school

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Justin Beiber is a woman

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.