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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.