You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Be a loner at school

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.