Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.