Be a loner at school

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.