I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I used to eat bath bubbles

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.