Be a loner at school

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I read the down voted posts

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.