I was the real Stig...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.