Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Be a loner at school

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I hold my breath in elevators

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.