I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.