pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Be a loner at school

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.