- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I read the down voted posts

listen to madonnas new album

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I was the real Stig...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.