Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.