Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.