- Things You Think Only You Do

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

-10

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

-12

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

-12

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

-16

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

-16

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

-22

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

-22

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

-28

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

-28

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

-30

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

-32

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

-32

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

-32

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

-32

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

-32

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

-34

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

-34

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

-36

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

-42

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

-44

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-44

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Things You Think Only You Do