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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.