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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.