- Things You Think Only You Do

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Courtesy flush.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Only use the left earphone.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.