Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I hit the frig after sex

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I scratch and sniff.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes I toot.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.