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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Being fat
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.