- Things You Think Only You Do

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.