Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.