- Things You Think Only You Do

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.