- Things You Think Only You Do

The older I get the more honest I get

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.