Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

thumb_up thumb_down -31

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

thumb_up thumb_down -41

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

thumb_up thumb_down -45

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

test how many stares you can scale in one step

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -49

I rehearse arguments in my head.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.