- Things You Think Only You Do

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.