You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.