- Things You Think Only You Do

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I chew around the center of carrots.

I was the real Stig...

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.