I cant ride a bike

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.