Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.