- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I gotta get down of Friday

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.