- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I **** with no hands.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.