When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.