- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Be a loner at school

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.