When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.