Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.