I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Ur mum

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.