- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.