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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Make up a song to yourself.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.