- Things You Think Only You Do

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.