- Things You Think Only You Do

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make up a song to yourself.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.