Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.