When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.