i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.