When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.