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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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I cant ride a bike
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.