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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.