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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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