When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.