Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.