while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.