Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.