Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.