- Things You Think Only You Do

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.