Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.