everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.