- Things You Think Only You Do

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I chew my ice cream.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.