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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.