When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.