Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.