Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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i masturbate with my feet

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.