- Things You Think Only You Do

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I Masturbate Daily.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sitting down in the shower

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.