- Things You Think Only You Do

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

the power to regenerate your appendix

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.