I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.