I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.