Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Courtesy flush.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

i masturbate with my feet

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.