- Things You Think Only You Do

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Be a loner at school

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.