- Things You Think Only You Do

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I cant ride a bike

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Smoking in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.