standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Sitting down in the shower

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.