I sleep in my underpants every single night

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I hit the frig after sex

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.