- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.