I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Be a loner at school

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.