only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.