- Things You Think Only You Do

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.