Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.