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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.