I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.